Now, to be fair, Sonic Adventure was reviewed very well at release, but as more and more rival 3D platformers hit the market, more and more cries of “Hey Sega, this game doesn’t f&*$ing work!” became prevalent. But if I want to win a Pulitzer Prize for my earth-shattering Sonic Adventure review, I’d better show that I’ve done my research. Why do they come to me to die? Background
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: “Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?” – Glenn, Waynes World 2. “People need to be entertained, they need the distraction.
